| #451 | 30669 scroll | 15 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #729 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 22 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #561 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #73 | beer goggles | 10 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1299 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #470 | disassembled clover | 110 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #176 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 3 |
| #298 | iron pasta spoon | 22 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #666 | kneecapping stick | 16 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #438 | mafia aria | 52 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #712 | plot hole | 50 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #473 | scroll of pasta summoning | 26 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #792 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #22 | star throwing star | 55 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |