| #451 | 30669 scroll | 15 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #729 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 22 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #561 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #73 | beer goggles | 10 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #470 | disassembled clover | 110 |
| #2189 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #1324 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #177 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 3 |
| #298 | iron pasta spoon | 22 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #666 | kneecapping stick | 16 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #437 | mafia aria | 52 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2535 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #712 | plot hole | 50 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1432 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2230 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2199 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #473 | scroll of pasta summoning | 26 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #792 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #22 | star throwing star | 55 |
| #5210 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3371 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #4837 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4284 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6183 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7884 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6351 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7027 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1619 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |