| #1165 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #290 | Cloaca-Cola | 138 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #383 | Crimboween memo | 25 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #388 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 169 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #315 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 67 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1010 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #160 | bunch of bananas | 35 |
| #513 | bunch of square grapes | 2 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #243 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 45 |
| #718 | clown hammer | 35 |
| #294 | crazy little Turkish delight | 45 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1129 | defective skull | 7 |
| #346 | doll house | 15 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1252 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1639 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #782 | fake hand | 28 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #438 | green snowcone | 18 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #11 | helmet turtle | 34,018 |
| #273 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #877 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #1031 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #257 | mylar scout drone | 19 |
| #193 | nanite-infested candy cane | 85 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #444 | orange snowcone | 20 |
| #1513 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1323 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 9 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #379 | purple snowcone | 40 |
| #441 | red snowcone | 19 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #939 | rubber emo roe | 27 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2534 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1462 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1058 | yellow snowcone | 23 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |