| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #289 | Cloaca-Cola | 138 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #384 | Crimboween memo | 25 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #387 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 169 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #315 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 67 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1011 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #839 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #160 | bunch of bananas | 35 |
| #513 | bunch of square grapes | 2 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #243 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 45 |
| #718 | clown hammer | 35 |
| #295 | crazy little Turkish delight | 45 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #345 | doll house | 15 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1254 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #783 | fake hand | 28 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #438 | green snowcone | 18 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #11 | helmet turtle | 34,018 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #878 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #1032 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #257 | mylar scout drone | 19 |
| #193 | nanite-infested candy cane | 85 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #443 | orange snowcone | 20 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1324 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 9 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #381 | purple snowcone | 40 |
| #441 | red snowcone | 19 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #936 | rubber emo roe | 27 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1002 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1061 | yellow snowcone | 23 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |