| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #744 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #291 | Cloaca-Cola | 138 |
| #496 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #383 | Crimboween memo | 25 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #387 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 169 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #285 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #315 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 67 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1009 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #592 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #160 | bunch of bananas | 35 |
| #513 | bunch of square grapes | 2 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #243 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 45 |
| #717 | clown hammer | 35 |
| #294 | crazy little Turkish delight | 45 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1128 | defective skull | 7 |
| #346 | doll house | 15 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1251 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1638 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #781 | fake hand | 28 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #437 | green snowcone | 18 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #11 | helmet turtle | 34,018 |
| #273 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1251 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #876 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #1030 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #257 | mylar scout drone | 19 |
| #193 | nanite-infested candy cane | 85 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #444 | orange snowcone | 20 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1322 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 9 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #380 | purple snowcone | 40 |
| #440 | red snowcone | 19 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #938 | rubber emo roe | 27 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3365 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2535 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2227 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2891 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3368 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2294 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1461 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1056 | yellow snowcone | 23 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |