| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #661 | Goodfella contract | 14 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2455 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #688 | Valentine | 26 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #529 | bejeweled pledge pin | 4 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1215 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1302 | box of sunshine | 150 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1774 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #19 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #715 | jar of swamp gas | 22 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #36 | magic lamp | 51 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #588 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #818 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #625 | rocky raccoon | 5 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #349 | sausage pizza | 2 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #744 | spooky bark | 7 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #485 | swashbuckling pants | 7 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #200 | tulip | 3 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |