| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #661 | Goodfella contract | 14 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2452 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #689 | Valentine | 26 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #996 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #532 | bejeweled pledge pin | 4 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1216 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1308 | box of sunshine | 150 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1910 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1775 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #19 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #607 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #5196 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #171 | ice stein | 2 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #715 | jar of swamp gas | 22 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #37 | magic lamp | 51 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #999 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #589 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #820 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #627 | rocky raccoon | 5 |
| #2055 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3664 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #349 | sausage pizza | 2 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #742 | spooky bark | 7 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #598 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #486 | swashbuckling pants | 7 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1333 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4024 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #199 | tulip | 3 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |