| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #58 | Bonerdagon necklace | 108 |
| #70 | Boss Bat britches | 116 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #148 | Crown of the Goblin King | 126 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #15 | Libram of Divine Favors | 3 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #82 | Ram's Face Lager | 1,023 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #275 | badass belt | 136 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #41 | black lotus | 4 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #996 | box of sunshine | 244 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #205 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 28 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #1130 | dill | 13 |
| #184 | easter egg balloon | 90 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1241 | ghost cucumber | 16 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #356 | grue egg | 70 |
| #422 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #587 | herbal stuffing | 13 |
| #6 | ice sickle | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #32 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #635 | pretty flower | 100 |
| #43 | ram horns | 293 |
| #76 | ram stick | 112 |
| #183 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #175 | shiny ring | 132 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #938 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #769 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |