| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #856 | Crimbuck | 906 |
| #362 | Dyspepsi grenade | 37 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #382 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #32 | barskin tent | 13 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #565 | bubbly potion | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #500 | cloudy potion | 14 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #386 | effervescent potion | 28 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #476 | fizzy potion | 16 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #72 | milky potion | 293 |
| #763 | murky potion | 3 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #546 | smoky potion | 11 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #733 | swirly potion | 4 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2019 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #531 | useless powder | 201 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |