| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #613 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #855 | Crimbuck | 906 |
| #363 | Dyspepsi grenade | 37 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #385 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
| #373 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #32 | barskin tent | 13 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #567 | bubbly potion | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #501 | cloudy potion | 14 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #389 | effervescent potion | 28 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #477 | fizzy potion | 16 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #72 | milky potion | 293 |
| #763 | murky potion | 3 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #546 | smoky potion | 11 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #733 | swirly potion | 4 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2017 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #530 | useless powder | 201 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |