| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1181 | Cloaca-Cola | 7 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #969 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1130 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #838 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #340 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 3 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #85 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 4 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #122 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 111 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1557 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |