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| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #5 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 2 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #51 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #16 | Talisman of Baio | 2 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #330 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #18 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #897 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| 🥉 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 300 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #15 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 2 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #15 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #5 | praying Grim Brother | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |