| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #54 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 200 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #206 | cocktail onion | 5 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #457 | disassembled clover | 120 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #255 | disco mask | 175 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #305 | helmet turtle | 187 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #314 | mariachi pants | 62 |
| #243 | pasta spoon | 139 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #267 | ravioli hat | 119 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #313 | saucepan | 161 |
| #166 | seal tooth | 136 |
| #238 | seal-clubbing club | 219 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1008 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #325 | stolen accordion | 147 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #310 | turtle totem | 147 |