| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #578 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 12 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #560 | dense meat stack | 50 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #676 | fruitcake | 32 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #927 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #886 | gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #549 | googly eye | 24 |
| #635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #261 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #915 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #737 | yo-yo | 33 |