| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #579 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 12 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #556 | dense meat stack | 50 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #677 | fruitcake | 32 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #929 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #887 | gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #553 | googly eye | 24 |
| #638 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #262 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #912 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1239 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1237 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #737 | yo-yo | 33 |