| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #332 | figurine of a stinking seal | 6 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #82 | ingot of seal-iron | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #272 | sealhide seal doll | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |