| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #741 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3900 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1868 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1005 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |