| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #410 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #49 | picture of you | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1866 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |