| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2211 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #47 | Lars the Cyberian | 6 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #281 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 12 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #91 | Tiki lighter | 4 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #421 | blood flower | 18 |
| #181 | bottle of goofballs | 114 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #56 | chaos popcorn | 10 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #24 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #125 | disturbing fanfic | 1,885 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #326 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1083 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #216 | oriole-feather headdress | 6 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #100 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #107 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #46 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |