#774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
#149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#2203 | Crimbuck | 20 |
#287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
#172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
#665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#48 | Lars the Cyberian | 6 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#281 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 12 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#92 | Tiki lighter | 4 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
#918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
#246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#422 | blood flower | 18 |
#180 | bottle of goofballs | 114 |
#1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#438 | bow | 1 |
#56 | chaos popcorn | 10 |
#1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
#29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
#41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
#46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
#28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
#32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
#125 | disturbing fanfic | 1,885 |
#12 | gasmask | 1 |
#234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
#171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
#325 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
#226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
#236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
#150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
#143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
#1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
#159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
#18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
#135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
#492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
#216 | oriole-feather headdress | 6 |
#498 | petrified time | 1 |
#745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
#181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
#1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
#103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
#105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
#98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
#130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
#114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
#150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
#102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
#106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#210 | set of jacks | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
#10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
#42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
#23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
#14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
#12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
#18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
#33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
#35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
#47 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
#128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
#206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
#539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
#1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
#2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
#106 | stapler bear | 1 |
#1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#44 | time helmet | 1 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
#85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
#131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
#133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
#185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
#1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |