| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #21 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #248 | Goodfella contract | 194 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #457 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #340 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #534 | bag of Cheat-Os | 10 |
| #1205 | bag of airline peanuts | 12 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #277 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #3271 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #275 | candy stake | 19 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #788 | disassembled clover | 32 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #287 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 18 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #791 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #639 | glowing red eye | 10 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1662 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #35 | naughty origami kit | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #48 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1148 | porquoise | 5 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #175 | robotronic egg | 140 |
| #2091 | rogue swarmer | 25 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #2598 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2424 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2773 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2443 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3124 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2564 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #557 | stuffed gray blob | 60 |
| #2292 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #2298 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3091 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #1780 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #2373 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #4146 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #2921 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #122 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 60 |
| #2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #156 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 7 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 7 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #183 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 7 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #195 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 7 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #157 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 7 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #325 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #548 | unidentified jerky | 6 |
| #2125 | unstable laser battery | 23 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #1617 | yellow snowcone | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |