| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1123 | Cloaca grenade | 7 |
| #831 | Cloaca-Cola | 24 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #238 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #629 | Dyspepsi grenade | 19 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #247 | abominable snowcone | 72 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #380 | black snowcone | 9 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #227 | blue snowcone | 84 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #291 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #309 | dirty hobo gloves | 80 |
| #495 | doll house | 10 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #465 | fat stacks of cash | 16 |
| #11 | filthy corduroys | 1,236 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #296 | green snowcone | 59 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #298 | orange snowcone | 67 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #324 | purple snowcone | 63 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #290 | red snowcone | 73 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #517 | string of blue beads | 23 |
| #467 | string of green beads | 25 |
| #385 | string of red beads | 29 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #298 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1091 | yellow snowcone | 21 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #556 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |