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| #29 | Imp Ale | 10,453 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #97 | astronaut ice-cream | 5 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #967 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| #407 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #591 | demon skin | 8 |
| #51 | diamond-studded cane | 207 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #27 | evil golden arch | 755 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #300 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #809 | felt | 11 |
| #38 | flaming crutch | 619 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #153 | green beer | 100 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #47 | hot katana blade | 745 |
| #29 | infernal insoles | 193 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #46 | leather mask | 227 |
| #773 | length of string | 14 |
| #756 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #31 | ninja hot pants | 219 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #51 | ruby W | 610 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #595 | stuffing | 15 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #320 | wooden block | 10 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | wussiness potion | 776 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1010 | yo-yo | 19 |