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| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
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| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #367 | Mad Train wine | 269 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
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| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #244 | bum cheek | 88 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
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| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #294 | dirty hobo gloves | 86 |
| #762 | disco ball | 27 |
| #611 | disco mask | 38 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #145 | gr8ps | 47 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #695 | helmet turtle | 42 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #432 | mariachi pants | 35 |
| #283 | moxie weed | 81 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #562 | pasta spoon | 35 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #709 | saucepan | 42 |
| #506 | seal tooth | 19 |
| #722 | seal-clubbing club | 27 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #89 | sk8board | 35 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #389 | spices | 54 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #560 | spooky felt | 16 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #634 | spooky length of string | 16 |
| #331 | spooky stuffing | 18 |
| #594 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #690 | stolen accordion | 38 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #125 | t8r tots | 94 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #682 | turtle totem | 40 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |