| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #557 | BURT | 8 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #160 | Chroner | 521 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #1919 | Crimbuck | 50 |
| #223 | D roll | 27 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #88 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 3 |
| #154 | Friendliness Beverage | 39 |
| #89 | Groll doll | 4 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #314 | Microplushie: Bropane | 36 |
| #477 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #252 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 10 |
| #333 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 24 |
| #438 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 22 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #366 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 15 |
| #394 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 29 |
| #359 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 18 |
| #488 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 15 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | New Zealand iced tea | 26 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #37 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 4 |
| #60 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 2 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 2 |
| #108 | Strix stix | 29 |
| #128 | TI-9000 calculator | 11 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #49 | Valentine's Day cake | 10 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #122 | Z-Bone steak | 16 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #214 | alien drugs | 7 |
| #67 | alien source code printout | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #53 | arrow'd heart balloon | 10 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #117 | beautiful rainbow | 3 |
| #680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #82 | birdbone corset | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #137 | blue grass | 8 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #91 | candy cigarette | 32 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #43 | double daisy | 10 |
| #176 | droll monocle | 4 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #599 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #129 | fat stacks of cash | 146 |
| #84 | future drug: Coolscaline | 22 |
| #94 | future drug: Muscularactum | 19 |
| #108 | future drug: Smartinex | 15 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #618 | garish pinky ring | 5 |
| #518 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #89 | gladiator tunica | 5 |
| #111 | government cheese | 32 |
| #114 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1125 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #207 | handful of honey | 34 |
| #51 | hep waders | 6 |
| #113 | impure gasoline | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jive turkey leg | 67 |
| #176 | kiwi beak | 4 |
| #103 | law-abiding citizen cane | 4 |
| #103 | legitimate business on the beach | 44 |
| #168 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #44 | loaf of alien bread | 6 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #58 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 10 |
| #115 | non-aged vinegar | 24 |
| #81 | pair of government shades | 8 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #98 | salt wages | 57 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #161 | silent pea shooter | 5 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #110 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1704 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #697 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 9 |
| #1311 | stuffed key | 27 |
| #553 | stuffed martini | 15 |
| #1264 | stuffed mink | 32 |
| #1528 | stuffed monocle | 23 |
| #1266 | stuffed teddy butler | 32 |
| #1162 | stuffed tin of caviar | 37 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #93 | tarnished bottlecap | 24 |
| #118 | throwing candy | 9 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #127 | twitching time capsule | 2 |
| #157 | unquiet spirits | 8 |
| #67 | unsanitized scalpel | 5 |
| #98 | unused soap | 16 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #133 | viral DNA | 10 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |