| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #574 | 1-ball | 7 |
| #541 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #520 | 3-ball | 8 |
| #599 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #647 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #400 | 6-ball | 11 |
| #569 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #1053 | 8-ball | 11 |
| #1171 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #47 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 40 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #274 | Boss Bat britches | 47 |
| #104 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 7 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #594 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #1217 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #338 | Feynman gate | 33 |
| #46 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 38 |
| #262 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 35 |
| #229 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 24 |
| #20 | Neuromancer | 160 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #285 | atomic vector plotter | 13 |
| #890 | badass belt | 60 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #414 | capacitor relay | 28 |
| #530 | carbon nanotube frame | 20 |
| #266 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 23 |
| #420 | computronic processing unit | 8 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #180 | fire | 34 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #361 | frigid ninja stars | 100 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #45 | gingerbread horror | 119 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #19 | gnoll lips | 531 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #235 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 16 |
| #260 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 14 |
| #11 | jewelry-making pliers | 40 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #435 | logic synthesizer | 24 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #665 | pail | 14 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #601 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #248 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #475 | quantum polarity inducer | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #504 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 6 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #265 | spooky bicycle chain | 9 |
| #255 | spooky cosmetics bag | 9 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #175 | spooky felt | 56 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #153 | spooky wooden block | 49 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #173 | toothsome rock | 58 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #231 | toy crazy train | 43 |
| #203 | toy jet pack | 40 |
| #207 | toy mercenary | 36 |
| #244 | toy ray gun | 43 |
| #214 | toy space helmet | 44 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #379 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 26 |
| #200 | wheel | 18 |
| #16 | wooden salad bowl | 30 |
| #131 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #333 | yo | 29 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |