| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #571 | 1-ball | 7 |
| #537 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #517 | 3-ball | 8 |
| #595 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #644 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #396 | 6-ball | 11 |
| #566 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #1048 | 8-ball | 11 |
| #1170 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #47 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 40 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #273 | Boss Bat britches | 47 |
| #104 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 7 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #595 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #1215 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #339 | Feynman gate | 33 |
| #46 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 38 |
| #262 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 35 |
| #228 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 24 |
| #20 | Neuromancer | 160 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #285 | atomic vector plotter | 13 |
| #891 | badass belt | 60 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #414 | capacitor relay | 28 |
| #530 | carbon nanotube frame | 20 |
| #266 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 23 |
| #420 | computronic processing unit | 8 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #176 | fire | 34 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #358 | frigid ninja stars | 100 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #44 | gingerbread horror | 119 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #19 | gnoll lips | 531 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #235 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 16 |
| #260 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 14 |
| #11 | jewelry-making pliers | 40 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #435 | logic synthesizer | 24 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #663 | pail | 14 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #599 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #247 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #475 | quantum polarity inducer | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #504 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #264 | spooky bicycle chain | 9 |
| #255 | spooky cosmetics bag | 9 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #175 | spooky felt | 56 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #152 | spooky wooden block | 49 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #174 | toothsome rock | 58 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #231 | toy crazy train | 43 |
| #203 | toy jet pack | 40 |
| #207 | toy mercenary | 36 |
| #244 | toy ray gun | 43 |
| #214 | toy space helmet | 44 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #378 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 26 |
| #200 | wheel | 18 |
| #16 | wooden salad bowl | 30 |
| #129 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #333 | yo | 29 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |