| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1416 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #9 | MSG | 680 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #35 | beach glass necklace | 45 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | old leather wallet | 129 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #47 | scroll of drastic healing | 2,257 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |