| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #9 | MSG | 680 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #35 | beach glass necklace | 45 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | old leather wallet | 129 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #47 | scroll of drastic healing | 2,257 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |