| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #60 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 74 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #433 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 47 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #128 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #1526 | candy cane | 20 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #346 | dense meat stack | 500 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1044 | eggnog | 13 |
| #171 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 24 |
| #389 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| 🥉 | fermenting powder | 42,500 |
| #30 | fine wine | 1,000 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1216 | fruitcake | 13 |
| #1332 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #10 | gnatwing | 1,776 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #367 | iron pasta spoon | 17 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #460 | kneecapping stick | 28 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #359 | mafia aria | 70 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #84 | meat paste | 50,000 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #101 | pointy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #228 | purple glowstick | 7 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #251 | support cummerbund | 31 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #196 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 6 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 6 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #234 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 6 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #247 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 6 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #507 | tiny plastic sauceror | 9 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 6 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #472 | wooden block | 6 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |