| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1304 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #219 | NG | 5 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #985 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 24 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #525 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #619 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #1462 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #569 | baseball | 5 |
| #379 | blood flower | 21 |
| #61 | blundarrrbus | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bone collar | 2 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #529 | bugbear beanie | 9 |
| #565 | bugbear bungguard | 7 |
| #530 | can of Red Minotaur | 6 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1336 | chaos butterfly | 10 |
| #224 | chocolate spurs | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | cocoa egg | 188 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #138 | dance card | 20 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #393 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #643 | disease | 9 |
| #193 | disintegrating sheet music | 25 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #429 | eXtreme mittens | 7 |
| #670 | eXtreme scarf | 2 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #626 | f3d0r4 | 5 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #799 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #773 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #849 | frigid ninja stars | 8 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #1042 | furry fur | 11 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #206 | glass of goat's milk | 68 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #339 | goat beard | 15 |
| #236 | goat cheese | 111 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #408 | hair spray | 9 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #62 | hippopotamus skin | 126 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #686 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #581 | marzipan skull | 13 |
| #705 | meat vortex | 16 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #85 | miniature dormouse | 2 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #33 | opera mask | 48 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #107 | penguin skin | 1,944 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #205 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 171 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1726 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #422 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #59 | rainbow tie | 2 |
| #150 | razor-sharp can lid | 153 |
| #285 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #670 | salamander spleen | 6 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #131 | shock collar | 7 |
| #730 | skeleton key | 3 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #442 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 13 |
| #554 | spider web | 47 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1502 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #51 | tasteful black bow tie | 2 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #995 | thin black candle | 32 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #116 | tiny balloon knife | 6 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #302 | white snake skin | 37 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #96 | yak skin | 17 |
| #161 | yeti fur | 1,870 |