| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1304 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #219 | NG | 5 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #985 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 24 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #524 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #635 | bar skin | 10 |
| #617 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #567 | baseball | 5 |
| #379 | blood flower | 21 |
| #60 | blundarrrbus | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bone collar | 2 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #530 | bugbear beanie | 9 |
| #564 | bugbear bungguard | 7 |
| #530 | can of Red Minotaur | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1335 | chaos butterfly | 10 |
| #224 | chocolate spurs | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | cocoa egg | 188 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #138 | dance card | 20 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #642 | disease | 9 |
| #193 | disintegrating sheet music | 25 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #429 | eXtreme mittens | 7 |
| #669 | eXtreme scarf | 2 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #627 | f3d0r4 | 5 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #799 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #774 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #848 | frigid ninja stars | 8 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #1042 | furry fur | 11 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #206 | glass of goat's milk | 68 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #338 | goat beard | 15 |
| #234 | goat cheese | 111 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #408 | hair spray | 9 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #61 | hippopotamus skin | 126 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #685 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #583 | marzipan skull | 13 |
| #706 | meat vortex | 16 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #86 | miniature dormouse | 2 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #33 | opera mask | 48 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #107 | penguin skin | 1,944 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #204 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 171 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #59 | rainbow tie | 2 |
| #149 | razor-sharp can lid | 153 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #670 | salamander spleen | 6 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #131 | shock collar | 7 |
| #732 | skeleton key | 3 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #439 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 13 |
| #554 | spider web | 47 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #901 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #51 | tasteful black bow tie | 2 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #995 | thin black candle | 32 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #116 | tiny balloon knife | 6 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #302 | white snake skin | 37 |
| #1080 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #93 | yak skin | 17 |
| #161 | yeti fur | 1,870 |