| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1098 | Daffy Taffy | 20 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2035 | badass belt | 26 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1237 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1151 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #133 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #471 | wooden block | 6 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #976 | yo-yo | 20 |