| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #642 | 334 scroll | 4 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1603 | Daffy Taffy | 6 |
| #325 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 16 |
| #353 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 13 |
| #377 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 12 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #323 | annoying pitchfork | 9 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1396 | awful poetry journal | 9 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #731 | capacitor relay | 13 |
| #812 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #463 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 22 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #18 | evil teddy bear | 645 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1097 | furry fur | 10 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #769 | kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #500 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #401 | oversized pizza cutter | 13 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #902 | plot hole | 18 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #329 | [2108]rock | 12 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #209 | spooky felt | 47 |
| #186 | spooky length of string | 66 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #275 | spooky wooden block | 27 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1145 | thin black candle | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #643 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 14 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |