| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #115 | borg sock monkey | 18 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #472 | drum machine | 6 |
| #669 | duct tape | 42 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #501 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 60 |
| #344 | filthy lucre | 105 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #394 | palm frond | 11 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #566 | radium-flavored potato chips | 57 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #196 | spooky length of string | 63 |
| #93 | spooky stuffing | 74 |
| #76 | spooky toy wheel | 71 |
| #101 | spooky wooden block | 71 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #565 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 42 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |