| #322 | 30669 scroll | 28 |
| #463 | 33398 scroll | 30 |
| #180 | 334 scroll | 38 |
| #753 | Angry Farmer candy | 71 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #221 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 45 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #179 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 60 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1002 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 41 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #415 | Hell ramen | 4 |
| #1064 | Imp Ale | 47 |
| #237 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 42 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #242 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 42 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #659 | Mountain Stream soda | 10 |
| #1418 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 24 |
| #341 | Now and Earlier | 10 |
| #1545 | Rock Pops | 20 |
| #801 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #546 | Spam Witch sammich | 38 |
| #631 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 66 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #855 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #1106 | Yummy Tummy bean | 141 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #579 | acid-squirting flower | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #932 | awful poetry journal | 38 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1348 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #973 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #94 | catsup | 4 |
| #862 | chaos butterfly | 67 |
| #341 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 19 |
| #1052 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #1096 | dill | 15 |
| #989 | disco ball | 14 |
| #1001 | disco mask | 11 |
| #882 | disturbing fanfic | 49 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #699 | felt | 13 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #726 | frigid ninja stars | 14 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #1153 | ghost cucumber | 20 |
| #1174 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #752 | ghuol guolash | 4 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #865 | handful of hand chalk | 10 |
| #1043 | helmet turtle | 15 |
| #356 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1151 | length of string | 7 |
| #401 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #213 | loaded serum blowgun | 19 |
| #781 | mariachi pants | 10 |
| #377 | marzipan skull | 31 |
| #601 | meat vortex | 28 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #926 | papaya | 2 |
| #950 | pasta spoon | 10 |
| #587 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #866 | ravioli hat | 12 |
| #1024 | saucepan | 15 |
| #883 | seal-clubbing club | 15 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1094 | stolen accordion | 11 |
| #506 | stuffing | 18 |
| #439 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #532 | tiny house | 274 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1574 | toast | 223 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #881 | turtle totem | 24 |
| #1965 | valuable trinket | 7 |
| #1075 | vinegar | 17 |
| #395 | wooden block | 8 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #850 | yeti fur | 50 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |