| #322 | 30669 scroll | 28 |
| #463 | 33398 scroll | 30 |
| #179 | 334 scroll | 38 |
| #755 | Angry Farmer candy | 71 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #221 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 45 |
| #1035 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #179 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 60 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1001 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 41 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #416 | Hell ramen | 4 |
| #1064 | Imp Ale | 47 |
| #237 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 42 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #242 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 42 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #661 | Mountain Stream soda | 10 |
| #1419 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 24 |
| #340 | Now and Earlier | 10 |
| #1545 | Rock Pops | 20 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #545 | Spam Witch sammich | 38 |
| #629 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 66 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #1107 | Yummy Tummy bean | 141 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #578 | acid-squirting flower | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #933 | awful poetry journal | 38 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #973 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #93 | catsup | 4 |
| #862 | chaos butterfly | 67 |
| #341 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 19 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #1096 | dill | 15 |
| #982 | disco ball | 14 |
| #993 | disco mask | 11 |
| #882 | disturbing fanfic | 49 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #697 | felt | 13 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #725 | frigid ninja stars | 14 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #1153 | ghost cucumber | 20 |
| #1172 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #751 | ghuol guolash | 4 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| #860 | handful of hand chalk | 10 |
| #1038 | helmet turtle | 15 |
| #355 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1152 | length of string | 7 |
| #401 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #213 | loaded serum blowgun | 19 |
| #781 | mariachi pants | 10 |
| #377 | marzipan skull | 31 |
| #601 | meat vortex | 28 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #924 | papaya | 2 |
| #945 | pasta spoon | 10 |
| #589 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #861 | ravioli hat | 12 |
| #1021 | saucepan | 15 |
| #878 | seal-clubbing club | 15 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1088 | stolen accordion | 11 |
| #506 | stuffing | 18 |
| #439 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #531 | tiny house | 274 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1563 | toast | 223 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #877 | turtle totem | 24 |
| #1964 | valuable trinket | 7 |
| #1075 | vinegar | 17 |
| #394 | wooden block | 8 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #849 | yeti fur | 50 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |