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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #652 | baconstone | 12 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #619 | hamethyst | 13 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #476 | porquoise | 16 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |