Pixelated

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#6753-ball5
#8894-ball3
#7745-ball4
#6966-ball5
#11167-ball2
#11148-ball10
#669Amulet of Yendor25
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#2773Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#609Feynman gate15
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#4Warehouse 23 crate1
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#1883anniversary gift box2
#1619astronaut pants2
#848atomic vector plotter2
#3275badass belt13
#190bag of Cheat-Os66
#1205bag of airline peanuts12
#770bi-lateral logic compressor2
#330bilge wine46
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#122bit of clingfilm28
#294blue snowcone57
#202booty chest charrrm45
#644bottle of Monsieur Bubble2
#1951bottle of goofballs11
#3340box of sunshine22
#736brick48
#590bronze breastplate1
#1300can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce6
#1964candied yams3
#3615candy cane3
#3830candy stake1
#185cannonball charrrm46
#647capacitor relay15
#605carbon nanotube frame17
#1145clown hammer13
#3274club necklace1
#1074coconut shell3
#483computronic processing unit6
#307copper ha'penny charrrm19
#195cursed black pearl onion9
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#279cursed bottle of rum5
#110cursed cannonball15
#116cursed dirty joke scroll15
#302cursed piece of thirteen2
#138cursed sea biscuit13
#93cursed voodoo skull21
#354dance card4
#804defective skull19
#515dehydrated caviar4
#551desiccated apricot4
#653disintegrating quill pen3
#307dusty animal pelvis1
#43dusty animal skull2
#313dusty eighth thoracic vertebra1
#295dusty fifth caudal vertebra1
#301dusty fifth lumbar vertebra1
#292dusty fifth thoracic vertebra1
#303dusty first cervical vertebra1
#284dusty first lumbar vertebra1
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#319dusty left clavicle1
#303dusty left eleventh rib1
#286dusty left fibula1
#305dusty left fifth rib1
#291dusty left first front claw1
#294dusty left kneecap1
#302dusty left second front claw1
#303dusty left third rear claw1
#306dusty left third rib1
#305dusty left thumb1
#312dusty left tibia1
#193dusty left ulna2
#309dusty right fibula1
#296dusty right first rear claw1
#288dusty right first rib1
#177dusty right fourth front claw2
#294dusty right fourth rear claw1
#288dusty right fourth rib1
#320dusty right humerus1
#145dusty right radius3
#289dusty right scapula1
#292dusty right second front claw1
#314dusty right third rear claw1
#294dusty right third rib1
#308dusty right thumb1
#194dusty right ulna2
#310dusty sacral vertebrae1
#292dusty second caudal vertebra1
#198dusty second lumbar vertebra2
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#290dusty sixth caudal vertebra1
#299dusty sixth cervical vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#294dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#1641easter egg balloon14
#1085encoder ring2
#273ennui-flavored potato chips185
#991explosion-flavored chewing gum19
#622eyepatch6
#1061fake fake vomit19
#901fake hand21
#2422fancy dress ball1
#172fish-liver oil130
#618flaregun9
#469flashing novelty button3
#623flute of flat champagne4
#3426fruitcake1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#110gilded ancient cursed key2
#689gob of wet hair5
🥈green traffic cone1
#635grouchy restless spirit7
#1810grue egg13
#667handful of hand chalk20
#405harem girl t-shirt2
#1743herbal stuffing3
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#479inkwell4
#252insanely spicy bean burrito23
#567ion grid20
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#878jazz soap26
#963joybuzzer22
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#1043little paper umbrella5
#558logic synthesizer17
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#995magical ice cubes5
#490old coin purse5
#547old leather wallet3
#177opera mask4
#381orange39
#205orange glowstick10
#322orange snowcone58
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1890oyster basket1
#808pet rock "Groucho" disguise23
#1104pet rock "Snooty" disguise16
#592pitchfork1
#914pool cue2
#1614prehistoric spear1
#312purple snowcone68
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#277radium-flavored potato chips198
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#594red snowcone6
#9red traffic cone1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#2055roll of toilet paper3
#10rose-colored glasses1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#1020rubber emo roe22
#858scroll of drastic healing20
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#2957shiny ring1
#90shuddersword1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#791snifter of thoroughly aged brandy3
#368solid gold pegleg8
#3320spade necklace1
#374spiced rum1
#1487spooky eggnog4
#1767spooky wooden block1
#448strawberry daiquiri4
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1931stringy sinew1
#2406stuffed Cheshire bitten20
#2884stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech16
#2773stuffed angry cow17
#2764stuffed astral badger17
#2829stuffed baby gravy fairy17
#5191stuffed cocoabo6
#3612stuffed flaming gravy fairy12
#2689stuffed frozen gravy fairy18
#2574stuffed hand turkey19
#2570stuffed mind flayer19
#2944stuffed scary death orb16
#2712stuffed shoulder parrot5
#3755stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#3457stuffed snowy owl12
#2796stuffed spooky gravy fairy17
#3545stuffed stinky gravy fairy12
#4901stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#609tattered scrap of paper3
#603tenderizing hammer1
🥇time sleigh1
#1404tofurkey gravy5
#1237tofurkey leg6
#1791toothsome rock3
#1202toy crazy train5
#1689toy jet pack2
#1342toy ray gun4
#1439toy space helmet3
#322vinegar-soaked lemon slice32
#1007whoopie cushion23
#1199wind-up chattering teeth15
#291wintergreen-flavored potato chips160
#69witty rapier132
#694x-ray specs23
#977yellow snowcone27
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 2,561 items total!

what items are this player missing?