| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #765 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #209 | Boss Bat bling | 16 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #456 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #818 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #85 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1267 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #147 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 66 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #983 | badass belt | 55 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #411 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| #37 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 21 |
| #775 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #4216 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #92 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 20 |
| #1204 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #657 | duct tape | 44 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #468 | easter egg balloon | 49 |
| #634 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 32 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #291 | green glowstick | 6 |
| #1852 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #598 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #988 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #158 | pink glowstick | 12 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #918 | radium-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1424 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #882 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |