| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Elmley shades | 75 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #517 | banana | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #264 | box of sunshine | 1,623 |
| #40 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 42 |
| #154 | club necklace | 30 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥈 | decorative fountain | 72,648 |
| #829 | heart necklace | 9 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #42 | left half of a heart necklace | 10 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #7 | maple syrup | 20,141 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #47 | pile of dusty animal bones | 300 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #28 | right half of a heart necklace | 16 |
| #43 | round green sunglasses | 26 |
| #37 | round purple sunglasses | 400 |
| #5 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7,949 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 800 |
| #22 | toast | 200,000 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |