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| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
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| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
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| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
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| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
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| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
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| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
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| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
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| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
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| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
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| #265 | foon | 1 |
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| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
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| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
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| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
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| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
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| #646 | happiness | 1 |
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| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
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| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
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| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
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| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
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| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
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| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #266 | tequila grenade | 16 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
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| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #6 | toy soldier | 105 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |