| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #161 | BURT | 181 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #123 | Boss Bat bling | 26 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #411 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #531 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #442 | Snow Queen Crown | 4 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1167 | badass belt | 47 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #116 | brick | 282 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #208 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #35 | crazy hobo notebook | 54 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #792 | easter egg balloon | 31 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #321 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #120 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 23 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #1078 | shiny ring | 19 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #759 | spectre scepter | 43 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #448 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |