| #120 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 24 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #63 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 81 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #142 | fat stacks of cash | 126 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #927 | ravioli hat | 10 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1958 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2909 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7865 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2498 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2783 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #538 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 41 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2756 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2563 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2400 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4843 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |