| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
| #45 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 2 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #18 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #8 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 3 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #157 | FDKOL hotcakes | 45 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #14 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 2 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #288 | Gummi-DNA | 2 |
| #617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #35 | Libram of BRICKOs | 2 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin rollpin | 2 |
| #129 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 17 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #7 | Sasq™ watch | 2 |
| #496 | Schrödinger's thermos | 24 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #17 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty leotard | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #76 | actual tapas | 8 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #62 | ammonite candy mold | 3 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #123 | bätzle | 14 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #13 | black brandy | 8 |
| #46 | blank diary | 3 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #37 | bone spurs | 2 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #80 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #389 | candy cane | 98 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #176 | concentrated fish broth | 2 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #46 | crystal skeleton vodka | 6 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #256 | dollhive | 40 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #143 | executive mime flask | 8 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #91 | filet of The Fish | 2 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #46 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #65 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #49 | green and red bean | 277 |
| #312 | green gummi ingot | 106 |
| #132 | grilled mooseflank | 16 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #52 | gummi fang | 1 |
| #75 | gummi snake | 10 |
| #111 | gummi turtle | 11 |
| #184 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 5 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #33 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 6 |
| #15 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #48 | hot egg | 4 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #32 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #18 | kelp-holly drape | 2 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #79 | neutron lollipop | 12 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #4 | pair of plants | 5 |
| #18 | pantogram | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #156 | pie man was not meant to eat | 15 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #177 | queen cookie | 4 |
| #71 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 5 |
| #26 | red coin | 3 |
| #276 | red gummi ingot | 121 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #4 | ribbon candy ascot | 4 |
| #98 | sandwich of the gods | 21 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #7 | sardine can key | 1 |
| #91 | scotch on the rocks | 5 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #57 | small gummi fin | 1 |
| #168 | still-beating spleen | 3 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #22 | suspicious package | 1 |
| #24 | tempura green and red bean | 4 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #27 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #38 | warbear bearserker mead | 15 |
| #162 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #274 | yellow gummi ingot | 121 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |