Temporary Man

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#975Baron von Ratsworth's monocle12
#66Baron von Ratsworth's tophat27
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#323Bonerdagon necklace35
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#431Boss Bat britches34
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#381Codpiece of the Goblin King20
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1912Valentine3
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1017badass belt53
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#487bottle of goofballs53
#2287box of sunshine51
#545can of fake snow1
#2203candy cane10
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
🥉control crystal1
#15daisy8,834
#123dead guy's watch79
#1477defective skull1
#468delicious noodles1
#154detective skull1
#292disembodied smile1
#422easter egg balloon52
#2833eggnog1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#124enchantlers1
#102ennui-flavored potato chips562
#1633fake hand2
#2520fancy chocolate1
#880fine wine1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#941flaming talons1
#838flashing novelty button2
#3426fruitcake1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#48gnauga hide skirt1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#321gnoll lips11
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#188grass skirt1
#539green glowstick3
🥈green traffic cone1
#664grue egg40
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#89hippo whip2
#351horizontal tango2
#258hot buttered roll1
#201hot stuffing1
#691invisible bag1
#865jar of swamp gas11
#1828jazz soap1
#1715joybuzzer2
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#912lihc eye2
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#26loose teeth7,305
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#983meat paste1
#132meatspout staff1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#642orange glowstick3
#153outrageous sombrero1
#1890oyster basket1
#150penguin shorts1
#1276penguin skin1
#192penguin whip1
#84penguinskin mini-skirt1
#219personalized birthday cake7
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#688pink glowstick3
🥇pirate hook1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#389potion of temporary gr8ness1
#243pr0n m4nic0tti1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#2037pretty flower1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1303rag doll1
#123ram-battering staff1
#90rat head balloon1
#1219really dense meat stack3
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#9red traffic cone1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#611rice bowl1
#203ring of increase damage3
#494roll in the hay1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#408sausage pizza1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#36sleeping snowy owl193
#1348sock monkey1
#2328solid gold bowling ball2
#285spaghetti with Skullheads2
#1388spectral pickle1
#1055spider web2
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#569spooky cosmetics bag4
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1064spring1
#992stainless steel scarf3
#534stainless steel shillelagh8
#555stainless steel skullcap6
#319stainless steel slacks10
#773stainless steel solitaire4
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#133star spatula1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#201stuffed spooky gravy fairy159
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1487support cummerbund1
#593supportive bra1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#478tree skirt1
#70urinal cake602
#903white balloon1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#337yellow brick road1
#439yellow glowstick3
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 18,417 items total!

what items are this player missing?