| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #66 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 27 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #323 | Bonerdagon necklace | 35 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #431 | Boss Bat britches | 34 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1017 | badass belt | 53 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | bottle of goofballs | 53 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #15 | daisy | 8,834 |
| #123 | dead guy's watch | 79 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #422 | easter egg balloon | 52 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #102 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 562 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #321 | gnoll lips | 11 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #664 | grue egg | 40 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #89 | hippo whip | 2 |
| #351 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #865 | jar of swamp gas | 11 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #912 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #26 | loose teeth | 7,305 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #219 | personalized birthday cake | 7 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1219 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #203 | ring of increase damage | 3 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #36 | sleeping snowy owl | 193 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #285 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 2 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1055 | spider web | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #534 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #319 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #201 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 159 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #70 | urinal cake | 602 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |