| #278 | Cloaca grenade | 63 |
| #150 | Cloaca-Cola | 284 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 29 |
| #343 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #187 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 16 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #421 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 15 |
| #117 | Dyspepsi grenade | 112 |
| #61 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 42 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #140 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 29 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #544 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 3 |
| #179 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 26 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #106 | ball | 67 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #525 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1963 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1027 | club necklace | 7 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #150 | duck-on-a-string | 14 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #454 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 76 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1230 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #174 | kite | 46 |
| #686 | kneecapping stick | 15 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #34 | monkey wrench | 158 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #91 | pet rock | 77 |
| #256 | portable corkscrew | 24 |
| #446 | radium-flavored potato chips | 94 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1556 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1274 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1841 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #154 | salty dog | 339 |
| #497 | scroll of pasta summoning | 23 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1624 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1949 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #2496 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2428 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #2632 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2547 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2516 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2714 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #87 | stuffed doppelshifter | 162 |
| #2815 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1835 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2936 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #1793 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #2124 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2132 | stuffed snowy owl | 23 |
| #1888 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2553 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| #83 | tassel | 19 |
| #401 | teddy bear | 17 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #616 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 16 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #736 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1443 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1714 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1773 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #654 | top | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #97 | toy train | 16 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #427 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 85 |
| #84 | yo-yo | 358 |