| #276 | Cloaca grenade | 63 |
| #148 | Cloaca-Cola | 284 |
| #120 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 29 |
| #341 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #188 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 16 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #420 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 15 |
| #116 | Dyspepsi grenade | 112 |
| #62 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 42 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #140 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 29 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #539 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 3 |
| #179 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 26 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #106 | ball | 67 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #150 | duck-on-a-string | 14 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #454 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 76 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #174 | kite | 46 |
| #684 | kneecapping stick | 15 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #34 | monkey wrench | 158 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #91 | pet rock | 77 |
| #255 | portable corkscrew | 24 |
| #445 | radium-flavored potato chips | 94 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1554 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #153 | salty dog | 339 |
| #497 | scroll of pasta summoning | 23 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #2486 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #87 | stuffed doppelshifter | 162 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #1786 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2119 | stuffed snowy owl | 23 |
| #1883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1763 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| #83 | tassel | 19 |
| #401 | teddy bear | 17 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #616 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 16 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #657 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #97 | toy train | 16 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #428 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 85 |
| #85 | yo-yo | 358 |