| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #556 | Boss Bat britches | 27 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #335 | CRIMBCO mug | 41 |
| #49 | CRIMBCO scrip | 6,005 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #12 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 8 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #613 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 44 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #1713 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #432 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #1015 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #662 | chewing gum on a string | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #16 | clingfilm tangle | 5 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #926 | dry noodles | 5 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #687 | easter egg balloon | 36 |
| #350 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #582 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #652 | green clay bead | 7 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #58 | grue egg omelette | 58 |
| #1029 | handful of confetti | 40 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1016 | magical ice cubes | 4 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #417 | obsidian dagger | 41 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #648 | pink clay bead | 10 |
| #319 | purple clay bead | 9 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #453 | radium-flavored potato chips | 91 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #418 | red class ring | 20 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #292 | rusty chain necklace | 10 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #363 | sawblade shield | 8 |
| #920 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #39 | shimmering tendrils | 12 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #745 | spectre scepter | 44 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #1745 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #3147 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #1862 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1647 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1728 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2287 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2105 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #1607 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1569 | stuffed snowy owl | 32 |
| #1948 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1856 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1709 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #509 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #939 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #655 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 11 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #809 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #406 | urinal cake | 4 |
| #448 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #584 | white class ring | 9 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #510 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 55 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #309 | wrench bracelet | 11 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |