| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #126 | Ancient Saucehelm | 12 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #642 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 18 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1288 | badass belt | 43 |
| #1106 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #566 | black candy heart | 9 |
| #667 | black-and-blue light | 18 |
| #674 | blue plasma ball | 17 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2162 | box of sunshine | 58 |
| #1150 | brick | 23 |
| #613 | cheap studded belt | 18 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #978 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #498 | cymbal syrup | 7 |
| #772 | defective skull | 21 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #618 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #507 | encoder ring | 30 |
| #559 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 44 |
| #1011 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #882 | fake fake vomit | 29 |
| #925 | fake hand | 20 |
| #606 | flavored foot massage oil | 21 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #661 | grue egg | 40 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #958 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #912 | joybuzzer | 25 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1116 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 15 |
| #511 | mood ring | 9 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #540 | personal massager | 13 |
| #717 | personalized coffee mug | 26 |
| #884 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #1047 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #539 | radium-flavored potato chips | 65 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1080 | rubber emo roe | 19 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #591 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 22 |
| #3120 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2932 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1049 | whoopie cushion | 21 |
| #1238 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #620 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 32 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #572 | x-ray specs | 32 |
| #929 | yellow snowcone | 30 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |