| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #128 | Ancient Saucehelm | 12 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #641 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 18 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #281 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1287 | badass belt | 43 |
| #1105 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #567 | black candy heart | 9 |
| #667 | black-and-blue light | 18 |
| #674 | blue plasma ball | 17 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2162 | box of sunshine | 58 |
| #1150 | brick | 23 |
| #616 | cheap studded belt | 18 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #978 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #497 | cymbal syrup | 7 |
| #770 | defective skull | 21 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #618 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #505 | encoder ring | 30 |
| #563 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 44 |
| #1009 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #880 | fake fake vomit | 29 |
| #922 | fake hand | 20 |
| #605 | flavored foot massage oil | 21 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #665 | grue egg | 40 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #959 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #911 | joybuzzer | 25 |
| #1000 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1115 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 15 |
| #509 | mood ring | 9 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #541 | personal massager | 13 |
| #715 | personalized coffee mug | 26 |
| #883 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #1046 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #539 | radium-flavored potato chips | 65 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1082 | rubber emo roe | 19 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #591 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 22 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3074 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #3037 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3643 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3196 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2944 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1047 | whoopie cushion | 21 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #622 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 32 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #571 | x-ray specs | 32 |
| #927 | yellow snowcone | 30 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |