| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #913 | Angry Farmer candy | 46 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1040 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #377 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 4 |
| #497 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 7 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #384 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 171 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #798 | Meleegra™ pills | 5 |
| #553 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 48 |
| #1752 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #81 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 591 |
| #1618 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #773 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #323 | Sugar Cog | 7 |
| #581 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 77 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1817 | Yummy Tummy bean | 52 |
| #480 | acoustic guitarrr | 6 |
| #352 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 41 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #43 | annoying pitchfork | 57 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1192 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #749 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #214 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2232 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #791 | effervescent potion | 3 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #2480 | grue egg | 8 |
| #678 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #808 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #239 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #764 | murky potion | 3 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #649 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #698 | probability potion | 22 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #693 | reodorant | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #473 | spooky mushroom | 107 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #601 | spooky shrunken head | 9 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #555 | spooky stick | 11 |
| #877 | stone of eXtreme power | 6 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #816 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1849 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #579 | windchimes | 5 |
| #128 | wussiness potion | 171 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #765 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |