| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #912 | Angry Farmer candy | 46 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1039 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #377 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 4 |
| #497 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 7 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #384 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 171 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #798 | Meleegra™ pills | 5 |
| #552 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 48 |
| #1755 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #81 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 591 |
| #1620 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #771 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #321 | Sugar Cog | 7 |
| #580 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 77 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1819 | Yummy Tummy bean | 52 |
| #478 | acoustic guitarrr | 6 |
| #350 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 41 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #43 | annoying pitchfork | 57 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #214 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #791 | effervescent potion | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #809 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #238 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #763 | murky potion | 3 |
| #789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #651 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #697 | probability potion | 22 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #753 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | reodorant | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #475 | spooky mushroom | 107 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #602 | spooky shrunken head | 9 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #555 | spooky stick | 11 |
| #877 | stone of eXtreme power | 6 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #818 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1848 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #578 | windchimes | 5 |
| #128 | wussiness potion | 171 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #766 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |