idiotboxer

RankItemQuantity
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#913Angry Farmer candy46
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1040Cloaca-Cola11
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#377Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment4
#497Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir7
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#384Dyspepsi-Cola171
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#798Meleegra™ pills5
#553Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub48
#1752Mr. Mediocrebar14
#81Penultimate Fantasy chest591
#1618Rock Pops18
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#773St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket6
#323Sugar Cog7
#581Tasty Fun Good rice candy77
#2405Valentine1
#183Venus flytrap1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#1817Yummy Tummy bean52
#480acoustic guitarrr6
#352amulet of extreme plot significance41
#679anniversary balloon1
#43annoying pitchfork57
#1080asparagus knife1
#769aspirin1
#7427badass belt1
#1192barrrnacle7
#254beer goggles1
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1298blood flower2
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#749blue plastic oyster egg6
#214blue polka-dot oyster egg17
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#2232bottle of goofballs9
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#591deodorant1
#813drab sonata1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#791effervescent potion3
#871empty blowgun1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#303fez of etymology1
#368forest tears1
#2480grue egg8
#678guitar pick2
#214handful of drink tickets1
#602handsomeness potion1
#808jabañero-flavored chewing gum5
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#642magical mystery juice1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#239mauve polka-dot oyster egg13
#764murky potion3
#788off-white plastic oyster egg6
#1890oyster basket1
#649pickle-flavored chewing gum8
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#698probability potion22
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#855puce plastic oyster egg4
#755puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#470red paisley oyster egg7
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#677red polka-dot oyster egg5
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#693reodorant2
#10rose-colored glasses1
#138special sauce glove1
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#379spooky eyeliner6
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#398spooky lipstick6
#473spooky mushroom107
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#601spooky shrunken head9
#278spooky staff1
#555spooky stick11
#877stone of eXtreme power6
#7011stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#7841stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#816tamarind-flavored chewing gum5
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#6200tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1849valuable trinket9
#903white balloon1
#579windchimes5
#128wussiness potion171
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#765yellow plastic oyster egg8
#402zombie pineal gland11

Wow, that's 1,787 items total!

what items are this player missing?