| #194 | Boris's ring | 9 |
| #284 | Cloaca grenade | 61 |
| #139 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 25 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #594 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #1565 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #139 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 29 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #880 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 55 |
| #103 | Now and Earlier | 63 |
| #1314 | Rock Pops | 29 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #468 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #399 | Wand of Nagamar | 13 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #404 | baconstone | 20 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #740 | bubbly potion | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1474 | candy cane | 21 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #671 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #152 | chorizo brownies | 14 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #816 | cloudy potion | 3 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #393 | cocoa egg | 27 |
| #765 | dark potion | 4 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #389 | doll house | 13 |
| #831 | drywall axe | 12 |
| #150 | duck-on-a-string | 14 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #749 | effervescent potion | 4 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #446 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 79 |
| #108 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 79 |
| #677 | eye of newt | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #855 | fizzy potion | 2 |
| #360 | flange | 6 |
| #743 | giant discarded plastic fork | 12 |
| #1121 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #322 | hamethyst | 25 |
| #729 | hemp string | 3 |
| #335 | herb brownies | 77 |
| #199 | kite | 39 |
| #507 | large box | 3 |
| #568 | magical ice cubes | 39 |
| #88 | marionette | 13 |
| #840 | milky potion | 2 |
| #650 | murky potion | 6 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #492 | necklace chain | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #649 | phat turquoise bead | 3 |
| #454 | piercing post | 2 |
| #62 | plastic passion fruit | 40 |
| #664 | porquoise | 11 |
| #807 | pretty flower | 48 |
| #473 | radium-flavored potato chips | 85 |
| #139 | rag doll | 14 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #942 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #670 | salamander spleen | 6 |
| #178 | salty dog | 230 |
| #1393 | shiny ring | 12 |
| #363 | skeleton key | 15 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #425 | sleeping snowy owl | 7 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #181 | sock monkey | 14 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #717 | squashed frog | 7 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2852 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #3202 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2617 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #58 | stuffed doppelshifter | 221 |
| #3261 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2795 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #2671 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #2372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1718 | stuffed snowy owl | 29 |
| #2920 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2776 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2055 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #776 | swirly potion | 3 |
| #131 | teddy bear | 50 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #997 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #828 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #833 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #737 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #916 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #657 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #725 | tiny plastic zmobie | 10 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #247 | toy train | 9 |
| #359 | toy wheel | 26 |
| #340 | worthless gewgaw | 13 |
| #510 | worthless knick-knack | 9 |
| #477 | worthless trinket | 5 |
| #73 | yo-yo | 412 |