#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
#6 | Aura Libre | 55 |
#19 | Aye Aye | 7 |
#8 | Aye Aye, Captain | 15 |
#6 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 53 |
#5 | Black Hole | 21 |
#7 | Buttery Knob | 30 |
#10 | Caipiranha | 20 |
#23 | Candicaine | 22 |
#9 | Candy Alexander | 24 |
#21 | Cement Mixer | 7 |
#13 | Chakra Libre | 11 |
#152 | Cloaca grenade | 108 |
#1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
#578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
#768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
#390 | Corpse Island iced tea | 13 |
#9 | Crazymaker | 54 |
#1076 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
#13 | Dark & Starry | 12 |
#7 | Doublepunchplanter | 18 |
#15 | Drac & Tan | 14 |
#13 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 13 |
#24 | Drunken Neurologist | 5 |
#28 | Drunken Philosopher | 3 |
#8 | Dump Truck | 57 |
#602 | Dyspepsi grenade | 20 |
#857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
#580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
#8 | Earth and Firewater | 11 |
#8 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 39 |
#4 | Event Horizon | 76 |
#8 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 16 |
#22 | Fauna Libre | 7 |
#9 | Firewater | 12 |
#7 | Flaming Caipiranha | 48 |
🥉 | Flaming Knob | 182 |
#13 | Flaming Mohobo | 31 |
#4 | Flaming Sazerorc | 70 |
🥉 | Flying Caipiranha | 26 |
#18 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 8 |
#8 | Golden Mean | 20 |
#29 | Grasshopper | 4 |
#335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
#19 | Great Older Fashioned | 8 |
#6 | Green Burlap | 29 |
🥉 | Green Giant | 156 |
#15 | Green Muslin | 7 |
#18 | Green Velvet | 7 |
#4 | Haymaker | 66 |
#5 | Herring Daiquiri | 22 |
#4 | Herring Wallbanger | 25 |
#7 | Herringtini | 37 |
#16 | Humanitini | 12 |
#12 | Jackhammer | 11 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#203 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 43 |
#22 | Locust | 3 |
#7 | Lollipop Drop | 36 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#41 | Mohobo | 2 |
#26 | Moonshine Mohobo | 5 |
#24 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 5 |
#6 | Oh, the Humanitini | 63 |
#7 | Plague of Locusts | 28 |
#6 | Punchplanter | 21 |
#15 | Red Dwarf | 16 |
#22 | Sazerorc | 6 |
#16 | Sazuruk-hai | 9 |
🥉 | Shot of the Living Dead | 128 |
#4 | Sizzling Sinner | 31 |
#4 | Slimebite | 41 |
#18 | Slimosa | 8 |
#5 | Slippery Knob | 28 |
#6 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 24 |
#4 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 232 |
#1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#7 | Suffering Sinner | 19 |
#6 | Suppurating Sinner | 18 |
#10 | Transylvania Sling | 18 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
#13 | Zoodriver | 15 |
#1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#119 | astronaut ice-cream | 4 |
#2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#192 | black paisley oyster egg | 23 |
#129 | black plastic oyster egg | 29 |
#126 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 37 |
#89 | black striped oyster egg | 37 |
#79 | blue paisley oyster egg | 30 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#128 | blue plastic oyster egg | 34 |
#70 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 35 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#70 | blue striped oyster egg | 49 |
🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#7 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1,097 |
#570 | brine | 33 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
#1675 | candied yams | 4 |
#3110 | candy stake | 2 |
#176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
#369 | corpse on the beach | 14 |
#218 | corpsedriver | 22 |
#385 | corpsetini | 13 |
#809 | dill | 38 |
#284 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 2 |
#750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
#209 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#886 | fruitcake | 23 |
#987 | ghost cucumber | 32 |
#1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
#1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#404 | harem girl t-shirt | 2 |
#1014 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#49 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 47 |
#135 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 23 |
#156 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
#77 | lavender striped oyster egg | 23 |
#147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
#72 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 27 |
#185 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 17 |
#256 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
#57 | mauve striped oyster egg | 38 |
#97 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 20 |
#49 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 58 |
#162 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
#72 | off-white striped oyster egg | 34 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
#1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
#1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
#117 | puce paisley oyster egg | 17 |
#66 | puce plastic oyster egg | 35 |
#44 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 49 |
#168 | puce striped oyster egg | 13 |
#65 | red paisley oyster egg | 34 |
#162 | red plastic baby | 3 |
#84 | red plastic oyster egg | 35 |
#39 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 51 |
#60 | red striped oyster egg | 30 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#93 | safety vest | 2 |
#155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
#216 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 3 |
#1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
#301 | string of blue beads | 37 |
#182 | string of green beads | 52 |
#214 | string of red beads | 46 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
#1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
#925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#836 | vinegar | 35 |
#1147 | wheel | 2 |
#602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
#286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
#79 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 25 |
#159 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 29 |
#62 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 28 |
#106 | yellow striped oyster egg | 19 |