| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #845 | BGE shotglass | 9 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #430 | CRIMBCO mug | 29 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #316 | FDKOL commendation | 1,221 |
| #971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #331 | Go-Wassail | 54 |
| #1960 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #304 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 42 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #74 | Wax Flask | 8 |
| #347 | ammonite fossil | 13 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #300 | bananagate | 23 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #423 | belemnite fossil | 10 |
| #434 | bone chips | 30 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1224 | brine | 3 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1299 | dill | 7 |
| #137 | dire fudgesicle | 16 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #207 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #370 | fossilized limb | 22 |
| #341 | fossilized spike | 12 |
| #328 | fossilized spine | 5 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #366 | fossilized wing | 8 |
| #61 | frigid fudgepuck | 69 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #12 | fudge cube | 19 |
| #102 | fudge lily | 68 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #321 | fudgecule | 5,426 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #315 | green gummi ingot | 105 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #467 | jerky coins | 42 |
| #243 | kumquartz | 28 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #260 | licorice root | 25 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #331 | lollipop stick | 172 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #547 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #382 | pack of pogs | 51 |
| #805 | paperclip | 14 |
| #312 | pearidot | 21 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #217 | portable photocopier | 31 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #317 | red gummi ingot | 105 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #221 | stick-on-a-string | 19 |
| #294 | strawberyl | 24 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #52 | sucker scaffold | 171 |
| #50 | superheated fudge | 82 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #637 | toothsome rock | 15 |
| #340 | tourmalime | 20 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #385 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #981 | vinegar | 22 |
| #350 | volcanic ash | 10 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #13 | warbear bearserker mead | 34 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #297 | wind-up meatcar | 40 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #312 | yellow gummi ingot | 105 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |