| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #1946 | box of sunshine | 71 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #538 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 164 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #297 | length of string | 40 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #20 | one-winged stab bat | 32 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #216 | oriole-feather headdress | 6 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #797 | pixellated candy heart | 12 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #39 | rubber emo roe | 551 |
| #30 | saucepan | 4,000 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #476 | stuffing | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #385 | whiskey and cola | 4 |
| #426 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #197 | white candygram | 2 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |