| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #252 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #467 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #390 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1272 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |