| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #389 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1271 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |