| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #125 | Beach Buck | 20 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #452 | Chroner | 14 |
| #129 | Coinspiracy | 9 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #36 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 4 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #65 | Rubee™ | 95 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #33 | The Jokester's gun | 3 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #7 | The Superconductor's CPU | 14 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 241 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #9 | bowling ball | 290 |
| #63 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #19 | cabooze | 18 |
| #52 | caustic slime nodule | 8 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #256 | chocomotive | 3 |
| #256 | freightcake | 3 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #33 | imitation White Russian | 138 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #53 | mimosette | 11 |
| #48 | personalized birthday cake | 34 |
| #198 | pile of Trainbot parts | 5 |
| #5 | pile of sand | 2 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #288 | red class ring | 39 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #414 | sand dollar | 2 |
| #26 | solid gold bowling ball | 384 |
| #98 | sprinkles | 96 |
| #1132 | stuffed Meat | 38 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #407 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 11 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |