| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1326 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #224 | Feynman gate | 52 |
| #566 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 13 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #620 | astronaut pants | 12 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #208 | can of Binarrrca | 52 |
| #1176 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #331 | capacitor relay | 36 |
| #234 | carbon nanotube frame | 58 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #230 | fire | 26 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #223 | ion grid | 64 |
| #427 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #221 | logic synthesizer | 57 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #63 | prehistoric spear | 46 |
| #517 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #438 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 8 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2224 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1842 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #633 | spooky felt | 14 |
| #805 | spooky length of string | 12 |
| #563 | spooky stuffing | 10 |
| #639 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #294 | spooky wooden block | 25 |
| #37 | stick-on-a-string | 72 |
| #3688 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2774 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2715 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3821 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #3375 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3212 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1299 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #3048 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2223 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #511 | sub-molecular interocitor | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1101 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1102 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #108 | toothsome rock | 83 |
| #574 | toy jet pack | 13 |
| #686 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #634 | toy space helmet | 12 |
| #83 | wheel | 37 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #100 | yo | 86 |