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| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
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| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
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| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
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| #518 | soda water | 1 |
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| #1062 | spices | 1 |
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| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
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| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
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| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
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| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #94 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
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| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #120 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
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| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #141 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #102 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
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| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
| #115 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
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| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
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| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #66 | vitamin G pill | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
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| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
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| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |