| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #532 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #350 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #383 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #476 | broken cellular phone | 4 |
| #501 | broken sword | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #653 | googly eye | 20 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #656 | length of string | 17 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #595 | stuffing | 15 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #289 | tortoise's blessing | 8 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #506 | toy wheel | 19 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1291 | vinegar | 8 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |