| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #76 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 33 |
| #574 | Cloaca-Cola | 53 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #367 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
| #67 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 28 |
| #229 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 325 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #49 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 367 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #74 | Monstar energy beverage | 185 |
| #48 | Mountain Stream soda | 2,240 |
| #227 | Nardz energy beverage | 2 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #103 | New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #120 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 12 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #457 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #282 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 22 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #2315 | box of sunshine | 50 |
| #1855 | brick | 6 |
| #72 | can of Red Minotaur | 74 |
| #944 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #186 | candy kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1364 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #35 | chitinous pod | 3 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #790 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #287 | corpsedriver | 17 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #525 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #224 | energy drink IV | 14 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #855 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #355 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 10 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #984 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1017 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #389 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #208 | jawbruiser | 11 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #935 | knuckle sandwich | 14 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #163 | library card | 3 |
| #179 | licorice garrote | 10 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #61 | natural fennel soda | 109 |
| #166 | oozenog | 16 |
| #475 | orange candy heart | 42 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #398 | patent leather shoes | 17 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #693 | personal massager | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #444 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #625 | shingle | 3 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #171 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #175 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 71 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2922 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| 🥉 | stuffed mind flayer | 12,659 |
| #2884 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2924 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #6 | stuffed scary death orb | 5,934 |
| #2935 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1239 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1103 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #129 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 106 |
| #966 | unstable DNA | 41 |
| #39 | valuable trinket | 3,235 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #987 | yellow candy heart | 5 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |