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RankItemQuantity
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#76Cherry Cloaca Cola33
#574Cloaca-Cola53
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#367Corpse Island iced tea14
#67Diet Cloaca Cola28
#229Dyspepsi-Cola325
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#49Jumbo Dr. Lucifer367
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#74Monstar energy beverage185
#48Mountain Stream soda2,240
#227Nardz energy beverage2
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#103New Cloaca-Cola3
#120Regular Cloaca Cola12
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#945Summer Nights1
#457The Big Book of Pirate Insults5
#574Tiki lighter1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#204anniversary balloon7
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#338banana cream pie1
#389banana smoothie1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#210big stick1
#874black candy heart1
#203black cherry soda1
#282blob-shaped Crimbo cookie22
#752blue snowcone2
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#2315box of sunshine50
#1855brick6
#72can of Red Minotaur74
#944can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce9
#1129candied yams7
#2741candy cane6
#186candy kneecapping stick10
#2397candy stake3
#1364canteen of wine6
#943cheap elven gloves3
#775chewing gum on a string1
#35chitinous pod3
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#53clockwork shank1
#790corpse on the beach6
#287corpsedriver17
#1221corpsetini3
#1025daisy1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1607dollhive1
#1050dusty Crimbo crate5
#1088elven limbos gingerbread8
#525elven cellocello30
#1099elven moonshine5
#971elven socks3
#77elven whittling knife2
#1180encoder ring1
#224energy drink IV14
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#377fancy canapés1
#855festive holiday hat4
#3426fruitcake1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#3042gingerbread horror2
#355gingerbread mutant bugbear10
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#984gray bow tie4
#841green snowcone1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1017herbal stuffing7
#691invisible bag1
#389irradiated candy cane10
#208jawbruiser11
#499kickback cookbook1
#935knuckle sandwich14
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#163library card3
#179licorice garrote10
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#693meat from yesterday1
#145miniature antlers1
#729mood ring1
#1322nanite-infested candy cane7
#2560nanite-infested eggnog2
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#61natural fennel soda109
#166oozenog16
#475orange candy heart42
#861orange snowcone1
#142parasitic claw2
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#398patent leather shoes17
#963penguin thesaurus5
#693personal massager2
#321psycho sweater1
#444pulsing flesh8
#845red snowcone1
#417rewinged stab bat1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#412rigid carapace10
#1959rubber emo roe1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#625shingle3
#723silver tongue charrrm1
#171single-serving herbal stuffing2
#318sinister altar fragment1
#175six pack of Mountain Stream71
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#3139stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#2922stuffed Meat2
#1967stuffed martini1
🥉stuffed mind flayer12,659
#2884stuffed mink2
#2924stuffed monocle2
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#6stuffed scary death orb5,934
#2935stuffed tin of caviar2
#2705stuffed treasure chest1
#1370sturdy Crimbo crate4
#360thermos of brew1
#116throbbing rage gland3
#369tiny plastic Mob Penguin3
#333tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#354tiny plastic fat stack of cash3
#368tiny plastic mutant elf3
#319tiny plastic strand of DNA3
#1239tofurkey gravy6
#1103tofurkey leg7
#535twitching claw9
#129unrefined Mountain Stream syrup106
#966unstable DNA41
#39valuable trinket3,235
#1933whoopie cushion1
#615witch hat1
#987yellow candy heart5
#1943yellow snowcone2

Wow, that's 26,063 items total!

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