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| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
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| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #1578 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
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| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #264 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
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| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1568 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1739 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #324 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #731 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 8 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #576 | Valentine | 41 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1185 | bag of airline peanuts | 13 |
| #496 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1799 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #681 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #767 | black-and-blue light | 7 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #769 | blue plasma ball | 7 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #1663 | brick | 9 |
| #90 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 3 |
| #679 | cheap studded belt | 9 |
| #1066 | clown hammer | 16 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #925 | defective skull | 14 |
| #1735 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #842 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #880 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #1164 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #996 | fake hand | 16 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #709 | flavored foot massage oil | 7 |
| #746 | foam dart | 4 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #632 | giant discarded plastic fork | 15 |
| #1269 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #208 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1140 | jazz soap | 13 |
| #963 | joybuzzer | 22 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1136 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 14 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #530 | mood ring | 8 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #317 | mushroom fermenting solution | 24 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #559 | personal massager | 11 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #845 | personalized coffee mug | 9 |
| #1016 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #987 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #74 | pregnant mushroom | 6 |
| #1422 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #145 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 10 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1243 | shiny ring | 15 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #679 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 8 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #203 | toast | 7,367 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #171 | wang | 17 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1331 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1511 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #972 | x-ray specs | 10 |
| #1345 | yellow snowcone | 11 |