| #82 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #42 | Candicaine | 5 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #384 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #16 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 2 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #18 | bow staff | 3 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #23 | bowlegged pants | 3 |
| #18 | bowler | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #37 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #156 | dense meat stack | 9,009 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #949 | elven cellocello | 21 |
| #148 | elven hardtack | 30 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #173 | elven squeeze | 25 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #185 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #440 | herringcello | 31 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #15 | meat from yesterday | 1,337 |
| #40 | meat vortex | 1,337 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #404 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #1106 | penguin focaccia bread | 17 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #12 | royal jelly taco | 525 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #108 | spectral pickle | 217 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #61 | tropical wrapping paper | 9 |
| #224 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #53 | twist of lime | 9 |
| #2124 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #177 | yam candy | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |